Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble._______________________________
_Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When thebaby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology._______________________________
_Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a dayasI have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.________________________________
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquitoenters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand. ________________________________
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzanremoved his clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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